Youth Of Togay

Youth Of Togay are a "queercore" band or a joke hardcore band with gay topics. They formed in the Summer of 2005 in Boston, Massachusetts by the three original members. Patrick, Nic and Evan. Formed under the idea to have fun, parody current hardcore bands, and write uplifting and humorous original songs for vinyl release. This download was originally posted by the band and includes everything they ever recorded. These guys are really fun so check it out if for some reason you've never herd of them. for fans of: Gayrilla Biscuits, Pansy Division, Black Fag, Jewdriver, Transexpistols.

YOT is:
Pat - Drums/Vocals
Nic - Bass/Vocals
Evan - Guitar

other members:
Jesse - Drums
Ric - Drums
Troy - Vocals
Steve - Vocals



Dick-O-Graphy
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Vondur

Vondur was a Black Metal band from Sweden. The band was formed in 1993 by IT as a one-man project. He released one demo tape, and in 1995 was joined by ALL. After joining they recorded their only LP Stridsyfirlysing (the album's title is icelandic for "Declaration of War"). The next year they released an EP called The Galactic Rock N' Roll Empire. The name Vondur is Icelandic for "evil". Members other bands include: Ophthalamia, Abruptum, Incision, Brejn Dedd, War, 8th Sin, Total War. This is considered a Joke band in the black metal community.

Vondur was:
It (Tony Särkkä) - Guitars, Bass, Violin, Talk, Additional Vocals
All (Jim Berger) - Lead Vocals, Talk

session members:
Irata - Drums
M. Bohlin - Synthesizers
Desire - Female talk, photos
Alexandra Balogh - Piano


Vondur Demo
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Stridsyfirlysing LP
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The Galactic Rock N' Roll Empire EP
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The Misfats

The Misfats are the self proclaimed fattest Misfits tribute band ever. They take Misfits songs and change them into being about Food. They never made real recordings of their songs, but there was a live released "misfits tribute EP" that was put out so I've put the EP & tracked down the other 4 live recorded songs (finally!) and put them together in this collection. I have also included a wordpad of the lyrics to the songs on here.

The Misfats were:
Foil Von FranksNBeans - guitar
Jerry Baloney - bass
Dr. C.H.O.A.D. - drums
Glen Hamzinger - vocals

waddle among us..2004-2008


live collection.
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KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a joke industrial hip hop act formed in Ohio. It started in 2000 when Drew Fairweather (author of Toothpaste For Dinner & Married to the Sea webcomics) began recording songs under the KOMPRESSOR name and putting songs, and videos of the songs, up for free download. The songs became popular over the ensuing years, leading to four albums. KOMPRESSOR is depicted in his albums & videos wearing an alien mask with a black leather jacket and black gloves. He proclaims his real name to be Andreas K. & to be from Bremen, Germany, to speak English as a second language (some of his songs are in German, or have some German lyrics). in 2006 Drew revealed himself to be the person playing KOMPRESSOR before ending the project to move on to projects Dog Traders and CRUDBUMP.

KOMPRESSOR is:
Drew Fairweather (as Andreas K.) - Vocals/Synth/Everything







World Domination
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Crush Television
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Hammertime & Duckhunt

hammertime


duckhunt

Duckhunt & Hammertime, both have had a place in my heart for along while. Both were joke bands from California formed in 2004. Duckhunt was a pissed off straight edge band with many duck references & Hammertime was a pissed off skate-core band. There's not a whole lot to say about both bands other than they were mostly just made for the members to just have fun. They only existed a very short time both only having a demo each that ended up with them both being on a split 7" put out in 2006 by Spiderghost press. fun fact: In 2009 on black Friday Hammertime had a reunion show with trapped under ice. The members of these two bands went on to form Ceremony, Life Long Tragedy, Allegiance, Dispute, For The Crown, Sabertooth Zombie, Steel Trap, These Days, and Jealous Again.

YOUR BEAK IS WEAK.


hammertime demo 2004
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duckhunt demo 2004
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duckhunt
DH lyrics

Shark Punch

Shark Punch is a one-man joke hardcore band from California formed in 2005 (or 04?) who writes mocking songs about the "tough guy" straightedge kids, all current hardcore bands sounding the same, being dinosaur brocore, breakdowns, 'two stepping', songs being too repetitive, eating burritos & hardcore dancing. In 2010 Shark Punch got back "together" To make a new parody song making fun of Lady GaGa & released a single called Nothing To Do. I believe Nothing To Do was actually a more unknown older song as that I have seen it listed on downloads of the EP as We've Got Nothing To Do & Jason yells 2004, unless the one on itunes is a revamped version I don't know.

Shark Punch was:
Jason Guthrie - vocals
Jason Guthrie - guitar
Jason Guthrie - drums
Jason Guthrie - bass
Dan - guitar(Jason as an alter-ego)

"I better see some 2-Steppin on this one!"


In the key of Disaster EP
(also known as In the key of Doom EP)
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Nothing To Do/Brocore Face Single
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Eat A Bag Of Dicks

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Eat A Bag Of Dicks - Discography. This includes their Kissing Croations EP & Tour EP. Eat A Bag Of Dicks were a punk grind band from New Orleans that lasted from 2001-2002. Their live shows consisted of anywhere from 8 to 20 members or so at a time, wild antics, "theme" shows that normally ended up with them and fans in weird costumes, self inflicted bodily harm, some male nudity & lots of broken mics. They never practiced, played a load of shows, shared and broke equipment & confused almost everyone they played in front of. Some of the themes for the shows consisted of catholic school girls, ghostbusters, smurfs, hair metal, the goonies, cowboys & indians, superheros & other random things. Eat a Bag of Dicks Featured members of Dear Diary I Seem To Be Dead, Path of Daggers Crown of Swords, Thou, & Chopsley.

Eat was a times:
Drew, Mike, Justin, Bryan, Eric, Chuck, Digby, Joey, Bashful Mike, Kara, Count Jeremy, Lando, Kevin, Fruity, Steve, Original Darin, Thom, Eustis, Big Darin, Eddie, xLittle Jamesx, Pat, Loyal, Kirk, Kate, Broadway Joe, Adam, Meshman, Billy, Jim, Karla, Jambo & Rob (roadie). *other help includes: Mary, Cherie, Katie,& Kerri (costumes), Mollie, Chris, Melanie, Allie, Rhea, Carl, Brittany, Jeffers, & Dan Fox.





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Hit The Gym

Hit The Gym - Lift for Justice EP
Hit The Gym Florida Musclecore from Florida. This EP has not been officially released, so minus being friends with the band, this is about the only place to download. HTG features members of Imperial and Skull Fuck & that's about all that is known about from this 8 piece band of mighty men that love lifting weights and drinking protein shakes.

HTG is:
Brock The Biggest One
Double Deadlift!
OG HGH
Tim Tebow
Cardio Kang
The Incredible Bulk
Testosterone Tony
Duke Nukem

Lift For Justice EP
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